Long time no humour?

Re: Long time no humour?

Postby chrislux » 13 Jul 2017, 11:23

Sex techniques during Pregnancy

Man asks his doctor,

"How do I have sex with my pregnant wife?"

The doctor replied:

"Yes. The first 3 months will be just like normal the next three months you should do it like dog and the last three months you should do it like tiger."

The man replies:

"Tiger? I don't know that method."

The doctor explains :

"Like Tiger Woods. Sleep with other women."
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Re: Long time no humour?

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Re: Long time no humour?

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Re: Long time no humour?

Postby M60NJP » 29 Jul 2017, 12:13

This is particularly for the camping and caravan members......
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Re: Long time no humour?

Postby M60NJP » 15 Aug 2017, 17:56

Stolen from the Edinburgh fringe. Love no9

1. Robert Garnham: Insomnia is awful. But on the plus side – only three more sleeps till Christmas.


2. Dan Antopolski: Centaurs shop at Topman. And Bottomhorse.


3. Paul Savage: Oregon leads America in both marital infidelity and clinical depression. What a sad state of affairs.


4. Caroline Mabey: I’m very conflicted by eye tests. I want to get the answers right but I really want to win the glasses.


5. Athena Kugblenu: Relationships are like mobile phones. You’ll look at your iPhone 5 and think, it used to be a lot quicker to turn this thing on.


6. Evelyn Mok: My vagina is kind of like Wales. People only visit ironically.


7. Phil Wang: In the bedroom, my girlfriend really likes it when I wear a suit, because she’s got this kinky fantasy where I have a proper job.


8. Gráinne Maguire: The Edinburgh fringe is such a bubble. I asked a comedian what they thought about the North Korea nuclear missile crisis and they asked what venue it was on in.


9. John-Luke Roberts: How did the Village People meet? They obviously led such different lives.


10. Olaf Falafel: If you’re being chased by a pack of taxidermists, do not play dead.
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Re: Long time no humour?

Postby M60NJP » 16 Aug 2017, 07:21

It took a moment..............
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Re: Long time no humour?

Postby M60NJP » 21 Aug 2017, 08:09

This is real wisdom!
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Re: Long time no humour?

Postby cockneyrebel » 03 Sep 2017, 10:55

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One for our resident Carpenter. :d
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Re: Long time no humour?

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Do you think she took his surname.??? =)) =))
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